I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND.
I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it
i feel like my entire life has been a lie
cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.
(original gif [x])
This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
Slutwalk | NYC
On October 1st 3,000 – 4,000 people gathered to attended the SlutWalk NYC rally and march. The diverse crowd, primarily made up of young men and women, marched from Union Square through the East Village and past the 9th Precinct (former home of the alleged NYPD rapists Moreno and Mata) chanting; ‘Hey Rapists Go Fuck Yourself’ and ‘No means no – however we dress, where-ever we go!” The march coincided the day after the Wall Street Journal posted a story on Brooklyn cops telling women to ‘cover it up’ in response to ongoing series of sexual attacks in the Park Slope neighborhood.
SlutWalk NYC is a grassroots movement that challenges rape culture and victim-blaming, which works to end sexual and domestic violence.
Miku leaned against the railing around the subway station entrance. “Yeah, yeah, you’ve said that like a baJILLION times already! Face it, Connor, you ain’t stopping me! Just GIVE UP; waste your short useless time and effort on someone else.”
She smirked. “I’ve been slowing down, waiting for you to catch up! You don’t wanna challenge me, HUMAN.”
The android girl fiddled with a metal plate on her forearm, eventually opening up. She reached inside the wire-ridden cavity and pulled out a hand gun. “Oh! Would ya look at that! Now we’re even.” She said, starting with a grin but quickly wiping it off her face as she aimed at Connor.
"Now this is YOUR last warning."
She walked away, satisfied at her work. “Well, now he knows I mean buisness. No more ‘close scapes’ now, huh?”
She let out a harsh laugh. “Don’t underestimate me.”
The next morning she woke up in the dumpster next to her ex’s house. After packing a few pounds of TNT in her cheating boy’s basement, she threw a flaming match in the small basement window, and made her way down to the mall.
Hopefully Connor would be there to watch the show.
He would be.
He sat up in bed, mostly recovered, and was sure to put on a ballistic vest, sliding on a shirt over it as his memory caught up. Mall.. right. He slid a butterfly knife into each of his sleeves and slid his pistol into his hip holster, heading out.
It didn’t take a long time to get there. In fact, the drive was very short as he immediately began his search for the girl. He knew she meant business and if he didn’t find her right away things would get messy.
"Oh ho-hooooooo, dear citizens, you’re about to see a FAB-U-LOUS light show RIGHT HERE! From a LEGENDARY pyrotechnician by the name of…" She declared through the mall’s PA speakers.
"It seems that her name is… None other than the infamous Hatsune Miku! Now isn’t THIS a surprise!"
She grinned as the people in view of the security cameras began to panic. “Connor, my man, this one’s for you.” She said, before hanging up the microphone and stepping out into the public eye.
A set of buttons were attached to her arm. “Hm! Connor! Let’s play a little game, shall we?”
He skidded to a halt and looked up at her. “You know I’m only a fan of video games! And if this is a puzzle you’re screwed! If this is a game of flirting you’re gonna get screwed!” He smirked at his little pun and looked up at her. “These people did nothing to you Miku! Let them go!”
"Oh, my GOD, Connor, just FACE it: You’re NEVER GETTING LAID! Now, You can have a chance to save these, ahem, innocent people, or you can ensure their death by not playing."
She pursed her lips. “I’m sure if I just… Smacked you with this button plate thingy a BUNCH of explosives would just go off!”
He folded his arms. “FINE I’ll play your stupid game! Just explain it already!”
She grinned. “Why, I’m ever so glad you asked, Connor!”
She hopped into the control room and turned off all the lights.
"Well, since you’re a little… Slow, in the intelligence department, I thought that you might wanna go back to basics with your game."
She used her night vision lenses to maneuver through the crowd and behind Connor.
"It’s a little game of hide and seek, my friend. Just find me. I’ll be standing still, to make it a tinsy bit easier for you. Every 5 minutes, I press a button. And every button detonates a bomb. And every bomb will kill innocent people. And YOU’D have their blood on YOUR hands."
She stepped away from him, in front of the hairstyling shop.
"Now, Connor, you ready to play?"
he looks scared
i scrolled down for an explanation there was none
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE
you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops
Ugh this whole post is a fashion disaster
ive found where I truly belong
Oh good lord Connor, you thirsty sonofabitch
This is hilarious and really fricken intense man
fun on the right, business on the left
I’m seriously concerned my left or her left